pancake bits

katydidnot:

transartorialism:

annadevries:

Caption: “As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.”

In which we learn the secret to Martha Stewart’s power.

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if you click through to martha’s blog post, it’s tagged “collecting.”

oh my god i can’t believe this

If I ever go to jail for biting someones face, can y’all just forward this “in case I am jailed” tag to my attorneys?

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