Caption: “As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother.”
In which we learn the secret to Martha Stewart’s power.
if you click through to martha’s blog post, it’s tagged “collecting.”
oh my god i can’t believe this
If I ever go to jail for biting someones face, can y’all just forward this “in case I am jailed” tag to my attorneys?