I'm @jennschiffer and I'm a web developer at the NBA because I'm not tall enough to be on the court :/
~*what i look like*~
*~on my desktop~*
Says the one wearing dead owls on her shoulders.
I would have the sexiest tan if I had that dress.
What I think about floozies
My friends that don’t drink.
Teresa Giudice looking like motherfuckin’ Eric Draven in drag.
I think out of all the questionable decisions made by Teresa, I think this outfit is the worst offender. The best part...
and you dont? THAT HAIR, OMG
That’s not a she! It’s a Philippe.
What do you call the opposite of a receding hairline?