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  • THIS WEEK I STOPPED USING FACEBOOK

    My wisdom tooth was angry about this. He demanded an explanation, but I didn’t have a good answer. I already had a head spinning full of my own questions those past few weeks, and right then my focus was on a contract deadline coming up and wondering where my next iced coffee was going to come from.

    I also had some other molars to worry about. Two were getting drilled in the next few days, and I longed for the local anesthetic to shut my wisdom tooth the fuck up. My other teeth didn’t care about whether I was on Facebook; they just wanted me to be happy, so I deleted all my friends and moved on. Later this week I’m meeting up with an oral surgeon to discuss deleting my wisdom teeth and moving on even further.

    • 10 months ago
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    • #fuck molars
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