pancake bits

This was something a high schooler said on the bus to campus this morning - one of the stops is in front of a high school. It made me angry, because she had THREE One Direction folders and probably knows all of their birthdays and favorite foods, but people cannot be “obsessed” with hot sauce?

Forget whether it’s Sriracha or Tobasco or whatever! What makes YOUR obsession with a boy band more legitimate than my love for a condiment that makes my food enjoyable. Am I creepy for throwing a bottle of Texas Champagne into my luggage if I’m traveling? You probably cry when your favorite boy band members stop using Twitter or start dating their female Disney costars. I’m not judging you, though - sometimes I almost cry when I order eggs on toast and the diner had no hot sauce (hence the TC when I travel).

Like Nicki Minaj once said, “I’M A HUMAN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING!”

Look at me ranting about a high schooler on Tumblr about hot sauce. I’m so fabulous.