pancake bits
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just found this diagram of The Penis that @stopkatie made me when I became newly single hahaha
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How does my dad’s ex-wife’s brother’s ex-wife know about my MySQL skills?
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~*dove commercial outtake*~
Left: how I describe myself. Right: how my students describe me.
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“28 Things Only Teenage White Girls Will Understand”
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Baby Tears.
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People accidentally @reply me all the time on Instagram because of my simple username. Today I was entered into this hilarious insta-sexin and I’m DYING.
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OMG, DRAMATIC MUCH?
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This shit is for 12 year olds, right? Because when I was 22, we would have kicked these giggling doe-eyed twits out of the hotel suite to blow lines off the cocks of real musicians.
Who the fuck tries to write a wholesome party girl anthem? I mean, seriously. This isn’t a music video. It’s the director’s cut of a tampon commercial.
“It’s the director’s cut of a tampon commercial.”
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This Hadrosaurus (NJ’s state dinosaur) egg replica is about as anatomically correct as birth control is effective at preventing pregnancy.
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Today I made a bookmarklet for it: https://gist.github.com/3100893
…let’s all remember what a nutjob I am
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SHOOTING RAMPAGE IN SOUTHERN CA LEAVES FOUR PEOPLE DEAD. SCOOBY AND HIS FOX NEWS GANG ARE ON IT.
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yep
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“JAY-Z SAID Y’ALL GO TO THE PARTY TO ICE GRILL.
BEYONCE SHOWS US AN OWL THAT GOT STUCK IN THE GRILL.”
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We all should stop freaking out about the snow and, instead, discuss how my cat sits like this sometimes.
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get your kids some balls this president’s day
