1. You’re a moron.

    — Linus Torvalds

  3. INSIDIOUS SABOTEURS! A STUDENTS!

    (Source: funnyordie)

  4. Or you can just use lol.

    Or you can just use lol.

    (Source: fyeahcomputersciencemajorpenguin)

  5. (Source: lefunyon)

  6. This is my first time reppin’ CompSci and IT at a Majors/Minors Fair. I hope there are rides!

    This is my first time reppin’ CompSci and IT at a Majors/Minors Fair. I hope there are rides!

  7. PROGRAMMERS BEING DICKS: Hate mail! →

    programmersbeingdicks:

    We’re very excited to announce that we’ve passed an important milestone today: our first piece of hate mail. Confusingly, we’ve no idea what post this chap is talking about, but maybe he’ll respond with a clarification. The full text below, for your enjoyment:

    Dear whoever you are,

    I am a…

    “you are a totally ignorant feminist who hates man (lesbian?).”

    :D

  8. (Source: lefunyon)

  9. There’ll be women at your event? Great! …oh.

    programmersbeingdicks:

    The people over at Sqoot have pulled off a classy move with the promotional materials for their tech event, advertising it as featuring “everything awesome”—including massage, top-shelf booze and women.

    We hopped over to investigate and asked their live chat about it.

    Still insanely hoping for a world in which the idea of women being represented at a tech event isn’t a joke, ourselves.

    You’d be surprised at how some guys in tech think it’s okay to make women at tech events out to be some sort of incentive (like “top shelf booze”) or a sideshow display.

    Regardless of whether it’s a “joke” or not, if you advertise women as an incentive, your audience will have expectations of those women - and that can be a precursor to sexual abuse. Even if it doesn’t come to that, at the very least you managed to make someone feel small and like they do not belong.

  10. laughingsquid: Internet AKA the “Information SURFERhighway.”

    laughingsquid:

    Internet

    AKA the “Information SURFERhighway.”

  11. (Source: lefunyon)

  12. We got invited to a party in Malibu where there were naked women in the hot tub,” said Stern-Sapad, 25. “We’re the cool programmers.

    — Brogrammers.

  13. It goes against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail and learning to be self-critical?

    — Alan Perlis

  14. A day in the life of...: At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the... →

    adreamisawish:

    At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark…